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  1. dangurewitch:

Recently it came to my attention that the word “YOLO,” an acronym standing for “You Only Live Once,” has become popular with the kids (as in “Fine, I’ll do another shot - YOLO!”). I did some research and I found out that YOLO is just the tip of the iceberg in terms of hip 2012 lingo. Get ready to feel really old, because I had never heard of any of these, but apparently they’re being used everywhere:YOLO: You Only Live OnceYOLOLO: You Only “LOL” OnceYOTROLOLOO: You Only “Trololo” OnceYOLOLO NOHOMO: You Only “LOL” Once, and I don’t mean that in the gay wayYOWO SOSOPOLOS: You Only Wear Orange So-So Polos“You’ll never win the fashion competition. YOWO SOSOPOLOS.”YOWO SOSOPOLOS SOHOMO: You Only Wear Orange So-So Polos, and I do mean that in a very gay way“You’ll never win the fashion competition, sweetbuns. YOWO SOSOPOLOS SOHOMO.”YOYOKO ONOSOCO: You’re Only Yoko Ono, So Chill Out“You don’t have to create world peace by yourself. YOYOKO ONOSOCO.” (Must be spoken only to Yoko Ono)YOHOHOHO BOSODOCOCOA: You Only “HoHoHo” But Once, So Drink Our Cocoa (Must be spoken only to Santa Claus)YOLOMOFO HELLOMOTO: You Only Live Once, Motherfucker (Must be spoken only by Samuel L. Jackson in a Motorola commercial)YOYOYO OSO YOYOSOLO OWO LOCO PO-PO: You Only Yo-Yo Once, So Yo-Yo Solo, Obviously Without Crazy Police Officers

    dangurewitch:

    Recently it came to my attention that the word “YOLO,” an acronym standing for “You Only Live Once,” has become popular with the kids (as in “Fine, I’ll do another shot - YOLO!”). I did some research and I found out that YOLO is just the tip of the iceberg in terms of hip 2012 lingo. Get ready to feel really old, because I had never heard of any of these, but apparently they’re being used everywhere:

    YOLO: You Only Live Once

    YOLOLO: You Only “LOL” Once

    YOTROLOLOO: You Only “Trololo” Once

    YOLOLO NOHOMO: You Only “LOL” Once, and I don’t mean that in the gay way

    YOWO SOSOPOLOS: You Only Wear Orange So-So Polos
    “You’ll never win the fashion competition. YOWO SOSOPOLOS.”

    YOWO SOSOPOLOS SOHOMO: You Only Wear Orange So-So Polos, and I do mean that in a very gay way
    “You’ll never win the fashion competition, sweetbuns. YOWO SOSOPOLOS SOHOMO.”

    YOYOKO ONOSOCO: You’re Only Yoko Ono, So Chill Out
    “You don’t have to create world peace by yourself. YOYOKO ONOSOCO.” (Must be spoken only to Yoko Ono)

    YOHOHOHO BOSODOCOCOA: You Only “HoHoHo” But Once, So Drink Our Cocoa (Must be spoken only to Santa Claus)

    YOLOMOFO HELLOMOTO: You Only Live Once, Motherfucker (Must be spoken only by Samuel L. Jackson in a Motorola commercial)

    YOYOYO OSO YOYOSOLO OWO LOCO PO-PO: You Only Yo-Yo Once, So Yo-Yo Solo, Obviously Without Crazy Police Officers

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  3. Josh Brooks. 

    Josh Brooks. 

    1 day ago  /  4,177 notes  /  Source: benigoat

  4. Super kitty strength.


    Super kitty strength.

    1 day ago  /  16,085 notes  /  Source: meme-meme

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  6. (via oakdub)

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  7. Poetry by Gary [Feat. Gary]

    Kills me EVERYTIME

    1 day ago  /  0 notes  /  Source: youtube.com

  8. Dinner!

    Dinner!

    1 day ago  /  0 notes

  9. Now put dis in the udder ubbin.

    Now put dis in the udder ubbin.

    (via knowyourmeme)

    1 day ago  /  1,274 notes  /  Source: Know Your Meme

  10. bakeddd:

oreo cookie milkshake
click here for recipe

    bakeddd:

    oreo cookie milkshake

    1 day ago  /  503 notes  /  Source: bakeddd

  11. Cilantro-Infused Chicken & Pasta 
Now that shit looks good. 

    Cilantro-Infused Chicken & Pasta 

    Now that shit looks good. 

    (via ilufood)

    1 day ago  /  232 notes  /  Source: Flickr / chrisalmajose

  12. I LOVE Pachmayr grips.

    I LOVE Pachmayr grips.

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  13. The Arsenal Double Barrel pistol was built to commemorate the iconic Colt 1911 pistol and shoots two .45 rounds with minimal spread at 15 yards. Holy shit.

    The Arsenal Double Barrel pistol was built to commemorate the iconic Colt 1911 pistol and shoots two .45 rounds with minimal spread at 15 yards. Holy shit.

    1 day ago  /  41 notes  /  Source: vietqtran

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  15. Dry Fire Pussy

    Dry Fire Pussy

    1 day ago  /  9 notes  /  Source: morerhythmplease